Ballsacks And Naked Bedroom Photos: My Day At Jezebel (NSFW)

For those of you who weren't stuck in a stuffy office yesterday, I had the pleasure/challenge of editing Gawker's lady site, Jezebel, for the day. At 9:30 I posted this and tried to turn it into a servicey "men's summer fashion" post.

Yeah, I think it was up for all of 45 minutes. I understand. The old, fat man's ballsack shot by one observant citizen journalist taking in the Pirates/Phillies series at PNC Park is probably not the best way to endear yourself to a new audience. But things turned, eventually, and we all got along quite well for most of the day. Some of the ladies seemed to develop little blog crushes. In fact, one woman took it to its logical, tawdry internet conclusion:

Subject: tell me you're married or gay

because otherwise i'd be inclined to shamelessly send you naked photos of myself to thank you for the entertainment at jezebel today on a hot afternoon that has me hiding in the confines of my air conditioned room, bored to death .

Right. Sure. Yeah. Right.

And then...

Subject: But only because I'm bored and naked anyway...

So that happened. I'm sure the Gizmodo guys get this shit all the time.

Lots of changes this week, obviously. New things will be afoot. Shortly, I hope. Get excited? Get excited. It's gonna be a long hot summer.

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Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. I'll see you sweethearts tomorrow.