Barack Obama Has Lost His Shooting Touch

The White House held its annual Easter Egg Roll today, the day after Easter for some reason. And because the First Lady's pet project is getting our nation's fatty-fat-fat children up and moving, the whole thing had a basketball theme.

For one activity, the President was joined by Mitch Richmond, Darryl Dawkins, and the Harlem Globetrotters, and the assembled kids would have to do pushups every time a basket was scored. How much exercise did Obama give the little porkers?

He missed seven shots before sinking his first.

Obama had the cold hand all day. In this video from Politico, the he takes a few warmup shots from beyond the arc, clanking four before finding twine. I don't know about you, but as a true American, I'd like to see our President be more Adam Smith and less J.R. Smith.