Baylor Assistant Damion McKinney Wore A Tablecloth As A Necktie To The National Championship

I believe that's Baylor women's assistant coach Damion McKinney as spotted before last night's 80-61 victory that capped off a 40-0 season for the lady Bears. I have no idea what he is wearing as a necktie. Did he eat at Red Lobster and forget to remove his bib? Was he arguing before the United States Supreme Court earlier today? Does he moonlight as a clown? These are questions that will never be answered, because even the I-Team has its limits and investigating women's basketball assistant coaching habits of the haberdashery is too far, too far beyond.

h/t to Matt W