Bear With Me As I Rage Against The Gawker Machine

As you can tell, I've never done a live blog like this before, and with 100% dissatisfaction of the new format, it's probably time for me to test some things out. Because you and me both want all of my thoughts to just show up without you clicking through. Wouldn't that be nice? Thus concludes a test of the Gawker Media Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been an actual emergency, you would not be able to read this.