Bebe Scores A Couple Of Beauties For United (Reserves)

This post, written by Josh Burt, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff.

Oh, how everyone scoffed when Sir Alex Ferguson performed an over-the-top football reimagining of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by taking a lowly urchin from the streets of Portugal, rubbing muck from his eyes with his thumb, and loudly promising to gel up his hair and transform him into the greatest Portuguese player OF ALL TIME.

Lord Alex, The Spoiler shall never doubt you again.