Big Baby Davis Would Like To Have This Fast Break Back

Your morning roundup for Feb. 14, the day A.J. stole Philadelphia's heart forever.

• The Boston Celtics are 3-0 against the Miami Heat this year after Sunday's 85-82 victory. Rajon Rondo had a triple-double and Paul Pierce was 0-for-10 from the field and scored one point in 40 minutes. Still, the most damaged pride award goes to Big Baby Davis, who went for it all on this fast break and came down with absolutely nothing.

• Something notable involving poles, the Daytona 500, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. happened in Florida.

• Albert Pujols reportedly rejected the Cardinals' contract extension offer already. The news has not yet reached the editor emeritus's Twitter feed and this very important clock is still ticking.

• Cleveland's one-game winning streak is over; Washington's 25-game road losing streak is over.

• Carl Spackler won a golf tournament!

• Ronaldo announced his retirement today. YouTube is here to combine his highlights with dramatic Coldplay songs.

• Justin Bieber: not the best new artist; also a total enigma.

• Mike Tomlin was "too hip-hop" for the Miami Dolphins.

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Good morning.