Bill Belichick Was Trying Very Hard Not To Make Accidental Balls Jokes

At his press conference denying knowledge of deflated footballs, Patriots coach Bill Belichick discovered what we've know for days: it's very hard to talk or write about this story without making reference to "balls," and then giggling because it's very, very funny.

Belichick is a pro. He was usually able to catch himself before inadvertently making us laugh:

And again:

But sometimes, there's just nothing you can do. The balls jokes are going to happen whether you want them or not: