Bill Plaschke Opened His Radio Show Yesterday Talking About Helen Hunt's Vagina And Hotel Porn

Petros Papadakis is busy preparing for Fox's Cotton Bowl broadcast tonight, so L.A. Times columnist and Around The Horn panelist Bill Plaschke guest-hosted Petros & Money on KLAC radio in Los Angeles on Thursday. Despite a world of sports topics worth discussion in Southern California at 3 p.m. Pacific yesterday, though, Plaschke decided to open the broadcast by talking about Helen Hunt's vagina (he calls it a "lady garden") and then providing a detailed history of hotel porn technology and how to manipulate it to maximize masturbatory efficiency. Enjoy.

[KLAC]