Bill Simmons On The Brink

We make fun of our boy Bill Simmons here sometimes, but it's all done out of love, really, swear. But we'll be honest: Sometimes we think his "Ramblings" columns make him sound a little bit insane. Check out these particular examples:

There's comedy, there's high comedy ... and then there's a 5-year-old kid trying to use a urinal.

When it comes right down to it, there isn't a more enjoyable Spanish word than pupeseria.

If Speed Diaper Changing ever became an Olympic event, I think I could become the sport's Lance Armstrong.

We imagine a room in the Simmons home with sayings like this scribbled all over the wall in magic marker, like in A Beautiful Mind.

Time To Ramble ... Again [Sports Guy's World]