Bill Simmons Picks His Own Greatest Hits

With tonight's NBA Draft just about five hours away, our main man Bill Simmons clocks in with the 50 greatest moments in NBA Draft history. Of course, that's not really what it is; what it really is is a collection of Bill's favorite one-liners from all his draft diaries. One imagines Bill staying up until 5 a.m. every night — telling his wife he's "checking on the baby" — while feverishly circling his best gags, laughing at his own jokes, perfectly happy with himself, and just himself.

Honestly: Do you think Bill watches the NBA Draft in the nude, with his computer in his lap? It seems pretty likely, doesn't it?

NBA Draft Memorable Moments [ESPN.com]