Bitchin' Politician Just Blasts Himself Right In The Eyeballs With Pepper Spray!

Levi Tillemann is a Democrat running for Congress in Colorado’s sixth congressional district, and he wants you to know he is a leader who will work to “break through the partisan gridlock” and honestly I missed most of the rest of it because holy shit the guy just unloads a fucking quart of pepper spray into his own fucking eyeballs!

As political stunts go, fuck me I can’t even finish this sentence. Look at my man go!

I leave you with this image, of a motherfuckin’ doer. Hardcore.