Bonds' Comedic Timing As Pitch Perfect As Ever

It's one thing for Barry Bonds to to dress up as Paula Abdul as a prank in spring training. (Or, more accurately, as a Media Event for his reality show.)

But to go back out the next day, and do the exact same joke ... well, so much for leaving the audience wanting more. Instead, we want less. Much, much less.

That said, it's possible Bonds is no longer joking; perhaps in the offseason he just went the whole Larry Wachowski route and is just gonna play the whole season.

By the way, to quote commenter Sportsdog (and bring together our two favorite threads of the day), "when I tried the D cup and moderate activity combo ... the model that popped up was Barry Bonds."

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