Brazilians. Yankees. Open Thread (Holy Crap, We're Winning Tied Losing We Lost)

It's the first annual Thrillerbowl, as the U.S. goes for their biggest soccer win ever. (Were you born in 1950? I didn't think so.) Follow in the comments, check the liveblogs, and watch out for the bees. [ ESPN/ Unprofessional Foul/ Sporting News]