Brent Musburger Will Kick Your Ass

A reader diddling around on the Toys R' Us Web site — don't ask — came across this lovely knick-knack: It's the official Brent Musburger action figure. Released in connection with Rocky II, this Brent is pumped up and ready to kick ass and drink some goddamn beer.

We wish the new movie had broadcaster action figures too; we would loved to have seen the Jim Lampley figure, now with dual stalking action!

Rocky II Brent Musberger Action Figure [MGM Store] Brent Musburger, Public Nuisance [Deadspin] Jim Lampley Charged With Violating Order [KFMB]