Brett Myers is Full of Trickery

When not occupied with domestic abuse or calling reporters retards, Phillies pitcher Brett Myers fancies himself quite the mischievous clubhouse presence. Here, he's gotten manager Charlie Manuel, some beat reporters and GM Ruben Amaro in on the act of fooling pitcher Kyle Kendrick into thinking he's been dealt to a Japanese team.

Bug & Cranks also has scans of the fake documents they took the time to draw up.

I like that Kendrick's first question is whether Japan has any decent food. Well, I don't know, it's not Philly, Kyle. Bad form on Myers' part with the "You got punked" stuff. So tired and never even half as funny as a good Dark Helmet "FFFFOOOOOOOOOLLLEEDD YOOOOOUUUUU!"