Brokeback Mountain Update: Inscrutable Brit Slang Edition

We still can't quite get enough of these still-percolating Peyton Manning-Kenny Chesney rumors. To get you up to speed, British gossip site Popbitch reported that one of the main reasons for the Zellweger-Chesney divorce might have been his "friendship" with Manning. We then uncovered an old quote from Chesney about the time he was having sex and could only think of Peyton.

Well, PopBitch has some more info in its newsletter, and we have a feeling it's salacious and damning ... but it's in some Cockney slang that we don't understand.

Here's what it says: "More on Kenny Chesney's quarterback friend Peyton Manning - he takes his Mum's biscuits to football practice to 'share out.' Bless." Frankly, we have no idea what that means, but hey, like a friend always says, gay innuendo is 30 percent more hilarious when combined with inscrutable British slang.

Popbitch Newsletter [Popbitch] Peyton Manning Going All Brokeback Mountain On Us? [Deadspin]