Bronson Arroyo, Rockin' Pitchman

Initially, though we were happy about the Bronson Arroyo to Cincinnati trade, we worried that the harsh transition to "rollicking Boston nightlife" to "downtown closes at midnight" would cause some trouble for the rocking righthander. Clearly, though, it's all worked out well, so much so that now he's making some highly unusual local commericals.

Looks like he'll have to settle for a double. Shit.

(This has been all over the Reds boards for the last 24 hours. Big ups to Sportech, Red Reporter and Red Hot Mama.)

He May Just Win Me BAck [Red Hot Mama] Arroyo Ready To Take Cincinnati By Storm [Deadspin]