Diego Suarez is a guy in Buenos Aires who uses @Suarez on Twitter. He has nothing to do with Uruguay's Luis SuƔrez. But when Luis bit another person in today's match against Italy, poor Diego got a bunch of unwanted attention from angry, misguided Twitter users.

Like the European model named Marcelloā€”also mistaken for a soccer player by angry, misguided Twitter usersā€”Diego vented.

Loose translation: Diego realizes that Luis bit someone, and his Twitter's blowin' up. He's not happy.

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Translation: I AM NOT LUIS SUƁREZ, THERE ARE MANY SUƁREZES, I'M NOT LUIS SUƁREZ, PLEASE.

This is some of what Diego's dealing with:

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And here's one more comment from Diego:

Loose translation: Diego realizes that Twitter can suck sometimes. It'll be over soon, Diego. Maybe.