During his round at the WGC-Cadillac Championship today, Rory McIlroy yanked his second shot on the par-5 eighth hole into the water. Then he did that thing that a lot of us who golf would probably do if we were extremely rich and could afford to buy new clubs all the time.

Also, I'm going to assume that he yelled "Rabbit farts!" before throwing the club. You are free to join me.