But Where Are Rich Garces' Tits?

And...we're off. Welcome to today's first plummet into non-newsworthy despicability intended for the sole purpose of making your work day more amusing.

The scrappy little vikings at Lion In Oil sent this link to a new site devoted to scantily clad women wearing Red Sox gear. Yes, it's Sexysoxgirls.com, of course.

This is fantastic news for New England's most furious masturbators, who now finally have a one-stop outlet to express both their love of the Red Sox and soiling mismatched sweat socks.

Rejoice! Red Sox Nation Just Got A Little Better Looking [Lion In Oil]