But Where's The Eli Manning Of Fishing?
Leave it to TWWL to ruin the last peaceful, comforting leisure activity I had left. The Bassmaster Classic is upon us, and of course ESPN is televising it (11 hours worth!) with enough hype to make Berman scream at an intern. Exactly how much hype? Well, they literally have fireworks. Also they describe one of the contestants thusly:
"You know, Kevin's compared to Tiger Woods, Tom Brady, and you ask yourself why. How does bass fishing connect here? If you look at this guy, if you look at him on the water, off the water, he is all business. And one thing to be sure here, rumor has it that he is dialed in out there right now."
Anyway, there is one compelling matchup here which I will be sure not to miss: ESPN vs. PETA.
The Bassmaster Classic Is Underway And The Tom Brady Of Fishing Is On The Scene [Awful Announcing] FishingHurts.com
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