Can You Beat This Entry In Our Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest?

One enterprising reader— VidaBlueManGroup—decided to kick off a Drunk Patrick Kane photoshop contest. I think he won it already, by dropping Kaner's Charlie Brown walk into Abbey Road—but we're hungry for a runner-up. We prefer doctored photos that use sulking Kaner, as opposed to party Kaner, but we'll allow others. The winners will get free shit from our desk.

Please post your entries in the comments or email them to me.

Here's a source photo, if it helps: