Candy Bars, Ranked Competently

Yeah. We tried to stick to physical bars here, with one notable exception; overall, this experience was way less contentious staff-wise than that whole superheroes thing. RIP Bar None. This supersedes any previous rankings. Thank you for your time.

1. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

2. Snickers

3. Butterfinger

4. Twix

5. Whatchamacallit

6. Take 5

7. Fast Break

8. Kit Kat

9. Caramello

10. Heath

11. Skor

12. Nutrageous

13. 100 Grand

14. Clark

15. PayDay

16. Milky Way

17. Krackel

18. Bar None

19. 5th Avenue

20. Baby Ruth

21. Nestle Crunch

22. Oh Henry!

23. Almond Joy

24. Mars

25. Mounds

26. Charleston Chew

27. Hershey's Cookies & Creme

28. Zero

29. 3 Musketeers

30. Mr. Goodbar

31. Dove

32. Hershey's

33. Being Hit by a Car

34. Hershey's Special Dark

Image by Sam Woolley.