Cayman Islands Banker Inexplicably Elected New Concacaf Boss

Nah, it doesn't seem shady at all to install the head of the Cayman Islands soccer contingent as the new big cheese overseeing all of North/Central American and Caribbean soccer. Nope, no sir.

Totally doesn't seem that weird that he became president of the Cayman Island Football Federation when he was just 26. I mean, just look at where that robust Cayman Islands soccer program is today, right?

Look, as long as he doesn't get caught trying to buy FIFA board votes at $40,000 a pop, he'll do better than the last guy. It's all about expectations, people.