Chad Pennington Is Mr. December

• The Favre page is double-sided: The Jets might need to wait a few months before finalizing their 2009 calendars. Especially the page that has their quarterback on it. [ Simon On Sports]

• Who knew?: The Jaguars GM resigned, which is odd, because most of the Jaguars were not aware that the team even had a GM. [ Big Cat Country]

• Ain't that a kick in the ...: Brian McNamee sues Roger Clemens for saying all that stuff about his butt that wasn't true. [ Steroid Nation]

• Happy Holidays: After his mother almost committed suicide—with him in the womb—goalie Justin Pogge is just happy to be here. Yes, even if that means playing for the Leafs. [ My Hogtown]

• Kneel before Zorn: A Redskins fan gets sideline passes to a game and proposes to his lady friend on the field. Their child's first Pop Warner team has already been eliminated from the playoffs. [You Tube]