Challenger Emerges For Worst First Pitch Ever: Miss Texas

Replicating this to any degree of exactitude could actually be a contestant's talent routine in a beauty pageant. Miss Texas Monique Evans's form, a horse mascot, and most importantly, the perfect watching-a-car-drive-by reaction, all make this an incredibly rare and difficult feat.

We've still got 50 Cent, Mariah Carey, and a bunch of others, but Miss Texas has definitely joined the conversation.

[MLB]