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When you're talking major terrorist targets in our vast world of sport, you need to remember to remain constantly vigilant and to trust no one. And, if you're in danger, just bushwalk your way through the snow on out of there.

The US Embassy in Kenya has warned the public of a possible terrorist attack on the World Cross Country Championships taking place in the east African country later this month. A statement released yesterday asked American citizens traveling to the event against frequently popular places in the host city of Mombasa. There were almost no further details on a possible attack.

So, seriously, please keep that in mind, sports fans, before you purchase your tickets.

You know, if something happens, we're gonna feel like a real dick.

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