Chat With ESPN NHL Analyst And Former Coach Barry Melrose [UPDATE: THE CHAT HAS BEEN CANCELED BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW WHERE BARRY MELROSE IS]

Everyone's favorite hockey analyst, Barry Melrose, is here to answer your questions. Feel free to ask him about his coaching days, what working at ESPN is like, the NHL lockout, mullets, or anything else that your heart desires. And be sure to check out Melrose's new book, Dropping the Gloves: Inside the Fiercely Combative World of Professional Hockey, which is available now on Amazon.

Update: We can't find Barry Melrose. If anyone knows where Barry Melrose is, please tell him that he is supposed to be chatting on Deadspin dot com right now.

Update #2: Sorry folks, but Barry won't be answering any questions today. We still don't know where the fuck heck* he is. He could be anywhere, really.

*F-bomb removed at the request of Barry Melrose.