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In the annals of insulting sales pitches, this Adidas teaser—wherein John Terry, Demba Ba and Fernando Torres blue themselves—goes down as the most blatant. "Pre-order the new 2013/14 home shirt without seeing it," you're urged.

The supplemental tagline, as you wonder if the Blue Man Group would have a better chance to hang on for a top-four finish: "It's blue, what else matters." Which is technically right, the new kit will be blue, and if you're the sort of person who needs to buy nearly identical shirts every year, that's probably all you care about. It'll also have a massive Samsung logo on the chest, dwarfing everything else.


[via Dirty Tackle]

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