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Chinese Soccer Player Accidentally Kicks The Living Shit Out Of Teammate

Li Jianbin only had eyes for the ball. The rest of the world faded away and there was only the ball, Li, and the necessity for Li to punt the thing into orbit. But when his bicycle kick was completed and he fell to the ground, the only thing Li had succeeded in clearing was his Shanghai Shenhua teammate Xiong Fei’s mind of all rational thought.

Here’s the full video of the incident:

And don’t worry, there doesn’t appear to have been any lasting damage—


—except for on Xiong, that is. He will never jump into a bicycle kick the same way ever again. For good reason.

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