Christian Pulisic Starts His Season Off By Embarrassing Bayern Munich

America’s Wonderteen, Christian Pulisic, scored the opener of the German Super Cup for Dortmund against Bayern today, dispossessing a concerningly louche Javi Martinez and easily finishing.

Bayern eventually won, but who cares. Pulisic has already opened his account for the 2017-18 season, and he’ll almost certainly build on his stellar 2016-17 campaign. He’s still getting warmed up.