Clark Kellogg On Victor Oladipo And A Baby's Bottom: "Smooth And Sometimes Explosive"
 
  Indiana, clutching to its No. 1 ranking for a few more days, bounced back from an upset loss to Illinois Thursday night and beat Ohio State today 81-68.
That's great and all, but let's talk about Clark Kellogg. The Kellogg name is famously associated with weirdo sexual beliefs and an unsettlingly obsessive fascination with pooping. With this crazy-ass simile comparing Indiana guard Victor Oladipo's smoothness and explosiveness to that of a baby's lower half, Clark is just picking up where his surname's forebear left off. And you know what? It's pretty fun.
CLARK KELLOGG COMPARES VICTOR OLADIPO TO A "SMOOTH" AND "EXPLOSIVE" BABY'S BOTTOM [Awful Announcing]


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