Club Disaster Or Not, Neymar, Suárez, And Messi Will Still Fuck You Up

Sure, the world might be falling down around them right now, but put Lionel Messi, Neymar, and Luis Suárez on the pitch, and they're going to wreck shit regardless. The three forwards have all gotten on the score sheet as Barcelona lead Elche 3-0 in the Copa del Rey. Here's how it happened:

Neymar kicked off the scoring by taking an unreal pass from Suárez and blasting it over the keeper in the 35th minute:

The first was a brilliant combination goal with all of Barça's big three getting in on the build up. The second was a individual effort, where Jordi Alba fed Suárez a pass which he flicked behind, making one of his trademark turns to break behind the defense, run at the goal, and beat the keeper at the near post:

The third was a Messi penalty, won by Neymar when he was taken down in the box after being played in by a Leo through ball:

Who said we were worried about this team?