Coach's Foot Attacked by Deranged Panamanian Groin

Things got ugly during yesterday's match between Panama and Mexico. I'm not one for pointing fingers, but I'm guessing that the Mexican coach making for this guy's groin (while the ball was in play) didn't exactly defuse the situation.

Here's a closer shot for all you groin aficionados:

Unprofessional Foul has a pretty comprehensive rundown of the entire fracas (although I think his youtube is stuck on "SAP"). This one has it all: exaggerated injuries, extra time, raining debris, arguments in Spanish—everything we love about soccer.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any more exciting—they didnt! Final score: 1-1.

Next time someone says "beautiful game," just remember that picture.