Just look how thrilled they all are!

Columbus Crew SC unveiled their new ā€œFor Columbusā€ kit in an event at city hall today, and the immediate reaction has not been good. (Even the fans arenā€™t pleased.) Maybe they shouldnā€™t have worn the blue shorts. They look like Minions.

You can learn all about the new kits here, and one bit of uniform design I think is really getting out of hand is the need for everything to have some sort of symbolism. A close second is the inclusion of easter eggs, and this has ā€˜em in spades: there are three separate design elements on the inside of the jersey that no one will ever see. Youā€™ll wish you could say the same about the outside.