Cool Bear Saves A Dumb Crow From Drowning
Some dumb crow thought that it would be a good idea to plop himself into a pool of water in a bear habitat. Bad idea, crow! Crows can't swim! Fortunately for this stupid crow, who was most assuredly about to drown, the habitat it flew into is inhabited by a cool and helpful bear.
The bear, clearly feeling sorry for the stupid-ass crow, decided to intervene and yank the struggling bird out of the water and back onto dry land. Here is where you might be expecting a turn toward the macabre, assuming that the carnivorous bear would be keen on helping himself to some fresh meat. But this bear was just like "Nah, I got my apples and carrots and stuff over here, I'm good," and let the crow live.
That's a cool bear. That's a dumb crow.
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