Cooter Continues To Be Plentiful In Tennessee

• Stoned police officer asks 911 operator to confirm that the Red Wings are actually winning, and he is not suffering a hallucination. [ freep.com] • Jim Bob Cooter, staying a Vol! [ EDSBS] • Rick Reilly, wishing he had a lighter work schedule. [ A Pudge is a Sandwich] • Ken Griffey Jr. moves into 6th place on the all-time non-junkie HR list. [ Seattlest] • NBA.com salutes the greatest facial hair in the history of the NBA. [ NBA.com] • This gentleman was lucky enough to be near the idiot who ran on the field last night at the Orioles game. [ Oriole Post] • A looooong post about Barry Bonds, the statistical improbability of a man hitting 73 home runs at the age of 37, and lots of other stuff. [ Kermit the Blog] • Just your average "fan dies after falling into a moat" story. [ The Sports Oasis] • Bud Selig really needs to keep a cleaner desk. [ Yanksfan vs. Soxfan] • The heartbreak of not getting a Ryne Sandberg autograph. [ The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes]