Craig Sager's Awkward Flailing Inspires Others to Dance

Warning: this video contains footage of an "oddly-dressed man flopping around spastically" nature. And dangerously high levels of Gary Payton-sass.

It looks like we've got ourselves a showdown at the upcoming NBA All-Star Weekend. With Charles Barkley taking some time off from...various things, Gary Payton and Kenny Smith have graciously agreed to pick up the gauntlet of silliness, and will apparently face each other in a dance-off.

For those of you who can't watch the video, the following is a transcript:

"Kenny ain't got no rhythm, neither...[shouting]...[laughing]...House Party!...[inaudible]...House Party! House Party!...[more shouting]...You better stop that, man!...[more laughing]...House Party 2!...[shouting]...I bet you can't dance better than me. Let's have a dance-off!...[more shouting and laughing]...Soul Train!"

The rules have yet to be determined, but one thing is for certain: this can only end in blood.

Video: Sager busts a move, GP challenges Kenny to a dance-off [Ball Don't Lie]