Crazed Australian Rugby Fan Advocates For Pedophile Wallabies, Nazi Kiwis, And In-Game Snipers

On Sunday, Australia meets South Africa in the Rugby World Cup quarterfinals. The pundits are nattering aplenty. Perhaps the least conventional viewpoint is the one expressed above: that the Aussie team needs to "harden the fuck up" and get a "bit of mongrel back in the game" by adding snipers to its contests and turning its nonthreatening wallaby mascot into a frightening wallaby pedophile. I believe the humorist in the video to be Heath Franklin, a comedian best known for his impersonations of Mark "Chopper" Read, Australia's most infamous and charismatic criminal. (Those unfamiliar with Chopper might care to watch the movie about the man, which features an amazing performance by Eric Bana.)