Cristiano Ronaldo Deftly Controls His Balls

Cristiano Ronaldo, cover boy of the latest edition of GQ, can be seen in the video above simultaneously engaging in all of his great loves in life: playing with a soccer ball, wearing as little clothing as possible, shilling for a product, and having all of it recorded by the loving eye of the camera.

But hey, if RonaldoBrand undies allow such a wide range of motion without having to worry about riding up or unfortunate openings, maybe they are worth their price, after all.