Cristiano Ronaldo Played Like Shit Yesterday

The most shocking scoreline of yesterday’s round of Champions League matches was definitely the 3-3 draw between reigning European champions Real Madrid and Polish giants (but European minnows) Legia Warsaw. How could a team of Gareth Bale, Karim Benzema, and—above all—Cristiano Ronaldo fail to beat a squad featuring the not-exactly-internationally renowned talents of Michał Kopczyński, Vadis Odjidja-Ofoe, and Miroslav Radović?

Well, when the biggest superstar in your club plays like this ...

You’ll get ‘em next time, Ronnie.