Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 95th-Minute Goal To Lead Portugal Over Denmark

Of course he did.

We're still in the early stages of the Euro 2016 qualifiers, but Portugal needed a win against Denmark today in Copenhagen. For 95 minutes, however, the Danes held. Superstar forward Cristiano Ronaldo labored, and the Portuguese followed. Then, in the 95th minute, Ricardo Quaresma crossed a beautiful ball into the box, and Ronaldo soared above the Denmark defense to head a ball into the far corner of the net with virtually no time left on the clock.

The Danes won a corner, but couldn't convert, and Portugal escaped with the win. The guy's not a human. This is what he does.