Cristiano Ronaldo, The Cheekiest Bastard, Is Doing All He Can To Rescue Portugal
This. Goal. Is. Disgusting. Microphone-chucker Cristiano Ronaldo, desperate to deliver Portugal from the group stage of the Euros, kicked in this stupid-good one-time backheel to bring his team back level against Hungary.
In what has been an absolutely batshit game, Hungary soon struck back with a third goal—their second one scored off a deflection—which had Ronaldo a little upset:
As is his wont, Ronaldo responded in kind by tying things up yet again:
There’s about 15 minutes remaining in this game, and another goal from either team looks exceedingly possible. A loss and Portugal are out of the tournament. Tune in while you can.
[ESPN]
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