Curling Like You've Never Heard It Before

We're going to go light on the Olympics today, because, well, they're over (and we're sure you're all pretty hungover from all the Closing Ceremonies parties last night), but we're giving you two, because they're the Olympics and therefore sports, we guess.

First up, curling! We found it amusing that Baseball Musings' David Pinto was covering curling so closely; somehow, curling as the Winter Olympics' version of baseball. We're not sure why. Anyway, KNBR, a Bay Area radio station, culled together a bunch of audio clips from curling matches and mashed them up in pretty hilarious fashion. (Actual audio clips are here and here.)

Honestly, we are now completely convinced curling rules.

Razor And Mr. T [KNBR]