Cut The Black Wire

Last night, the Pittsburgh Steelers all gathered at a Loews theater in West Homestead, Penn., to watch on the big screen the DVD of their championship season. Apparently, an Eagles fan found out about it; the whole thing was cancelled after a phoned-in bomb scare.

There turned out not to be a bomb, though Mike Holmgren did show up to complain about the way cops were handling the incident. (We kid because we love.) Because of "where their cars were parked," the Steelers players who were there were escorted out of the theater first, followed by the rest of the human population.

Honestly, the intensity people in the Pittsburgh area have for the Steelers is amazing. Only here. We imagine the bomb squad not having riot gear; instead, they just show up in Terrible Towels.

Steelers DVD Premier Cut Short By Bomb Threat [KDKA]