"Dad, I'm Totally Gonna Get You For This Someday"
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This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it [object Object] . Since the Home Run Derby on Monday night, we've been trying to track down a photo of Chicago White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski and the horror he subjected his daughter to. And now that we've found it ... we can't quite put our finger on why it fills us with such dread.
But it does. It makes us feel like something might be wrong with the planet.
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