Damon, Swisher Continue Their Cunnilingual Rock N' Roll Party
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Damon smacks a homer and Swisher's right there to tap the keg at home plate. You would think that because it's against the Nationals they would tamp down the tongue flickery, but the rock never sleeps. It was not enough Wednesday night— the Yankees lost 3-2 — or last night as the Yankees lost again to the Nationals and Brett Gardner almost broke the expensive Dunkin Donuts fence with his spine (That fence is worth more than you, Brett. It has platinum reinforcements.)
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Good morning. It's Friday. Gay rocks the highway.
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