David Ortiz Found A Baby Somewhere

Where did David Ortiz get that baby? Is he going to eat the baby? Put the baby down, Mr. Ortiz. We can find you another one.

Before last night's game in Kansas City, Ortiz was signing autographs when one fan handed Big Papi a Little Papi for a photo. Just then, the time came for the national anthem—and Ortiz took the child with him.

Because it's frigging adorable, please enjoy some photos and video of the moment.

Top photo by Colin E. Braley/AP Images. All others by Ed Zurga/Getty Images.