David Price Loses Cow-Milking Contest

Friday night was apparently Dairy Night in Anaheim, so the stadium held a cow-milking contest before the Rays-Angels game. The two competitors: David Price and Luis Jimenez. Who would be the best milker?

Price was unable to yank those udders swiftly, so he got smoked. Jimenez had the rhythm down and collected a pound of milk, while the Rays pitcher only had half a pound. Fortunately—unfortunately?—neither cow shit everywhere during the contest.

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