Dead. Man. Walking.

We're watching Vikings coach Mike Tice on ESPN News right now, and it's making us sad. He started his press conference swaying back and forth, like a kid in desperate need of Ritalin, and in the next sentence, he compared his players to sailors vomiting off the side of a ship and called himself a "good captain." He's turning some strange shade of green. He looks like a guy who is wondering why he didn't just become a ticket scalper rather than an NFL coach. Poor fellow.

By the way, on a whim, we checked out MikeTice.com. It's a fan site, with the following statement:

This site was developed by a Vikings fan who believes Coach Tice will be the first coach to take the Minnesota Vikings to a Super Bowl and win. All of you non believers that jump on the bandwagon when it's convenient, remember you heard it here first. This guy has brought a much needed ingredient to the Super Bowl equation.......DISCIPLINE!!!

Yeah, let us know how that works out for you.

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